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WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND
I almost spit out my water
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This is important. Help share for your fellow introverts?
This is 100% true. I can relate with everything that was said durind that video.
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A meteorologist in Key West fighting Irma’s winds.
THE KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA IS THE PIZZA FOR YOU AND ME
EXCUSE ME CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION HURRICANE IRMA…FUCK JUST ONE QUESTION!
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This is how you trailer.
Why did they bother making any other trailers?
This really delights me.
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Marge is such a great mom
She gets it.
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friend who lives on the other side of the world: someone was mean to me today
me: want me to come beat them up for you
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